The "i"s have it

Some never learn: You would have thought that by now citizens would have learned the danger of walking and talking (or texting, or whatever) with their iPhones. But in the past week there's been a new wave of iPhone thefts. (You would have thought the robbers would've learned the location of the phones can be easily traced.):

• Tuesday (5.17.11) 12:20 p.m.: A 23-year-old white woman nearly lost her iPhone to 2 black boys who just wouldn't give up.

They first accosted her while she was walking in the 900 block of Gravier Street and tried to grab her phone, but failed and ran away.

The woman went around the corner and there, in the 300 block of Baronne Street, the same 2 punks confronted her again, one telling her he had a gun and demanded her phone. She refused and ducked into a business.

The little hoodlums fled on foot. They were both described as 15 to 17 years old, 5'5" to 5'7" tall, with thin builds; one was wearing a yellow and black hat, black T-shirt and baggy pants; the other had shoulder-length dreadlocks and was wearing a white T-shirt and baggy pants.

(Two days later, 8th District detectives figured out the identity of one of the teen thugs and issued a warrant for his arrest. They didn't have to wait long--he was arrested a few hours later in the NOPD's 3rd District while burglarizing a car there.)

• Wednesday (5.18.11) 8:35 p.m.: A 25-year-old woman walking in the 1100 block of Bourbon Street (between Gov. Nicholls and Ursulines streets) was not so lucky. A black thug came up and grabbed her iPhone out of her hand and took off running toward Esplanade Avenue.
  

He was described as 6' tall, weighing 220 pounds, with short hair, wearing a black and white hat and a white T-shirt and khaki pants.

• Saturday (5.21.11) 2:00 a.m.: A 25-year-old white man lost his iPhone to a black thief who grabbed it out of his hand in the 600 block of Convention Center Boulevard.

The robber was described as 18 to 25 years old, with a thin build, light complexion and short hair, wearing a gray polo shirt and blue jeans.

• Saturday (5.21.11) 2:40 a.m.: A 27-year-old white woman standing in the 100 block of Dauphine Street (just off Canal Street) had her iPhone stolen by a black guy who grabbed it from her hand and took off running on Iberville Street toward N. Rampart Street (and the housing project, natch).

She was unable to give a complete description of the robber.

• Sunday (5.22.11): A series of 3 iPhone thefts, all within 2 blocks of each other on Burgundy Street (between St. Louis and Orleans streets), all on Sunday, all by a young black punk, may very well be related:

• 1:15 a.m.: A 27-year-old white man walking in the 700 block of Burgundy had his iPhone snatched from his hand by a black boy who fled on foot toward Orleans.

The robber was described as 17 to 25 years old, with medium-length dreadlocks, wearing a white T-shirt and dark pants.

• 4:30 a.m.: A 22-year-old white fella walking in the 500 block of Burgundy was attacked by a black boy who came up and slugged him and demanded his iPhone. He complied and the robber fled on foot toward Orleans.

His attacker was described as 17 to 21 years old, 5'7" tall, with a thin build, wearing a gray pullover sweatshirt (in 80-degree weather?)

• 7:30 p.m.: This time in the evening, it looks like the same thug brought a buddy with him to rob a 27-year-old white woman who was standing in the 700 block of Burgundy. One of the crooks grabbed the iPhone from her hand and both boys fled on foot toward Orleans.

Both were described as 17 to 26 years old, 5'8" tall, with slender builds.

Rest of the robberies: Not all robberies last week were so specialized...and some culprits were actually caught:

• Monday (5.16.11) 10:25 p.m.: Two white men, 23, walking in the 700 block of Ursulines Avenue (between Bourbon and Royal streets) were accosted by 2 black thugs, one of whom pulled a pistol and demanded their cellphones. The victims refused and fled on foot.

Cops later apprehended one of the suspects, Ikeem Clark, 19, and charged him with attempted armed robbery. He is being held on only $10,000 bond. His accomplice is still at large.

• Wednesday (5.18.11) 12: 30 a.m.: A 21-year-old white woman walking with a friend in the 200 block of Camp Street (just off Canal Street in the CBD) was struck by a white thug who then snatched her purse.

He was described as 5'7" tall, with short dark hair, wearing a dark-colored long-sleeved shirt and baggy blue jeans.

• Thursday (5.19.11) 1:35 p.m.: A 38-year-old white woman walking in the 400 block of S. Rampart Street in the CBD was accosted by a black thug who pushed her and snatched her purse. He fled on foot through a parking lot toward Loyola Avenue.

He was described as 5'10" tall, with a heavy build, wearing a black shirt and black pants.

• Friday (5.20.11) 3:30 a.m.: A 24-year-old white woman was robbed in the 1300 block of Bourbon Street near Esplanade Avenue by 2 black cretins, one of whom stuck what she thought was a gun in her back. They settled for her purse and fled on foot toward Barracks Street.

She described one as 5'10" to 6' tall, with short twists in his hair; the other she only described as being 5'10" tall.

• Friday (5.20.11) 7:10 p.m.: A 26-year-old white woman walking in the 1000 block of St. Charles Avenue near St. Joseph Street nearly had her purse snatched by a black guy who fled on foot when she resisted.

He was described as 5'10" tall, with a thin build, wearing a tan zip-up sweatshirt and shorts.

• Friday (5.20.11) 7:45 p.m.: A 45-year-old black lady walking in the 1000 block of St. Louis Street, too close to N. Rampart Street, was robbed of her purse by a gun-wielding black thug who then fled on foot through a parking lot.

He was described as 5'9" tall, with a thin build, wearing a black hat, dark t-shirt and dark jeans.

Guess it wasn't: Remember that "rape" we noted that supposedly happened at the Chartres House Cafe on Easter afternoon? It seemed a little fishy: a busy restaurant on a Sunday afternoon in the middle of the day.

Now the DA is refusing to press charges against Creighton Williams, 18. Nevertheless, they held him in OPP for a month on $100,000 bond before they decided a crime wasn't committed or that he hadn't done it and released him from lock-up.

This is the problem of not getting crime reports on sex crimes. Who knows what happened? You ask the investigators for it and you're told to contact the Public Affairs Division. The PAD has no system for automatically reporting sex crimes so you know what's going on. If you think it should, contact Remi Braden, commander of what's supposed to be the NOPD's official mouthpiece.

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Crimes last week in the 8th District

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Sunday (5.8.11)

Rape, 1400 Canal, 4:36 a.m.
Auto Theft, 422 Notre Dame, 11:03 a.m.
Simple Robbery, 145 Elk, 2:35 p.m.

Monday (5.9.11)

Theft, 124 St Charles, 1:59 a.m.
Theft, 344 Camp, 4:30 a.m.
Theft, 800 Decatur, 9:44 a.m.
Residence Burglary, 500 Gravier, 10:08 a.m.
Business Burglary, 705 Gov Nicholls, 10:26 a.m.
Theft, 909 Poydras, 2:14 p.m.
Theft, 601 Poydras, 7:29 p.m.
Auto Burglary, Commerce & Julia, 7:54 p.m.
Business Burglary, 727 Carondelet, 10:59 p.m.

Tuesday (5.10.11)

Armed Robbery, Chartres & Dumaine, 2:49 a.m.
Auto Theft, 400 St Joseph, 6:54 a.m.
Shoplifting, 1015 Decatur, 9:25 a.m.
Theft, 301 Canal, 1:45 p.m.
Auto Burglary, 838 Baronne, 4:57 p.m.
Theft, Common & Magazine, 8:33 p.m.
Aggravated Assault, Chartres & St Peter, 10:14 p.m.
Armed Robbery, 800 St Peter, 10:33 p.m.

Wedesday (5.11.11)

Theft, 1241 Decatur, 12:05 a.m.
Pickpocketing, 300 Burgundy, 5:13 a.m.
Theft, 811 Iberville, 6:10 a.m.
Auto Theft, 1400 Royal, 8:58 a.m.
Residence Burglary, 1000 block of St Peter, 12:33 p.m.
Shoplifting, 301 Canal, 1:20 p.m.
Shoplifting, 700 Royal, 1:39 p.m.

Thursday (5.12.11)

Rape, 1200 Chartres, 1:29 a.m.
Theft, 1734 N Rampart, 5:56 a.m.
Theft, 228 Poydras, 12:19 p.m.
Shoplifting, 701 Royal, 2:55 p.m.
Auto Burglary, Conti & Rampart, 4:43 p.m.
Auto Burglary, 801 Magazine, 7:37 p.m.
Aggravated Battery, 500 St Ann, 9:43 p.m.

Friday (5.13.11)

Bicycle Theft, 500 Dauphine, 2:47 a.m.
Aggravated Battery, 900 Canal, 10:36 a.m.
Theft, 910 Iberville, 11:23 p.m.

Saturday (5.14.11)

Auto Theft, 800 Commerce, 3:16 a.m.
Theft, 900 Convention Center, 9:44 a.m.
Auto Burglary, Bienville & N Rampart, 10:40 a.m.
Shoplifting, 232 Bourbon, 11:05 a.m.
Theft, 900 Chartres, 11:22 a.m.
Shoplifting, Decatur & Iberville, 3:30 p.m.
Theft, 930 Poydras, 6:02 p.m.
Auto Burglary, 716 Iberville, 10:16 p.m.

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Thom Kahler

Takes one to know one

Et tu, Capt. Morton?: Capt. Frederick C. Morton, who did the inspection of the 8th District and blew the whistle on Cmdr. Eddie Hosli for forming a company that ran the detail monitoring traffic cameras, may not be so innocent himself.

A check of the Secretary of State's roster of LLCs and corporations seems to show that a "Frederick C. Morton" is an agent or officer in at least 2 security companies.

There may be as many as 8 companies, depending on how many Frederick C. Mortons there are. Capt. Morton signed his report on the 8th District as "Frederick C. Morton," but in the state records there is a Frederick C. Morton, a Frederick C. Morton Jr., and a Frederick C. Morton IV (but curiously, no III).

At 42, if he's the senior "Morton" without "Sr." after his name it's unlikely he sired a "Jr." or a "IV". Is it all the same person? Just what is the lineage? And why isn't that reflected in his signature?

The 2 security firms--Rosewood Watchmen LLC and S & E Security Management LLC--share the same address: 69219 Rowell St., Mandeville. Both were founded in 2009. Rosewood lists only Morton IV as the agent; S & E lists Frederick C. Morton as the agent and Frederick Morton IV (without the "C") as a member.

Rosewood also lists a Susan "Smelton" (notice the "m"), of the same address, as an officer. S & E lists a Susan "Shelton" (notice the "h"), of the same address, as an officer.

Curiously, on March 3, 2011, about the time Morton was concluding his report on Hosli's involvement in a corporation, there was a resignation of one of Rosewood's officer, although the state record doesn't indicate who.

Considering the errors of fact Capt. Morton made in his scathing report on the 8th District, it's not surprising if he made similar errors in reporting his own business dealings.

On high ground: We've heard that the big topic of discussion at last week's 8th District COMSTAT meeting was the number of out-of-state hookers who've flooded the city.

They've apparently fled inundated cities up river and have doubled the 50 or so who ply their trade in the French Quarter.

Speaking of which: Two rapes were reported in the 8th District last week, but no word from the NOPD about what's going on. However, cops did arrest one perpetrator for a rape in the 1400 block of Canal Street (in the infamous hotel there?) on Sunday (5.8.11) around 4:36 a.m.

They charged an immigrant, Luis Castellanos, 30, with simple robbery and aggravated rape. He's being held in OPP on a $300,000 bond.

You'd think with a robbery involved, the NOPD would tell you how it went down so other women can avoid becoming victims in the same way. (If you want to know, maybe the NOPD's new high-priced Public Affairs Division commander can fill you in.)

Can't we all just get along?: What is it with violence lately in the French Quarter? Seems like everyone wants to show how tough they are:

• Tuesday (5.10.11) 10:14 p.m. and 10:25 p.m.: Two black teenage punks, one 15 and the other 13, were apprehended after terrorizing tourists near Jackson Square.

• In the first incident, they threatened a 52-year-old white man sitting on a bench near Chartres and St. Peter streets by showing him the pistol one of them had under his shirt before fleeing on foot on St. Peter toward Bourbon Street.

• In the second case, the young felons held up a 43-year-old Asian man who was walking in the 800 block of St. Peter between Bourbon and Dauphine Street. One put his hand under his shirt, implying he had a gun, and demanded the man's money; his accomplice cleaned out the victim's pockets.

The question is: Why didn't cops see these young punks--who were in violation of curfew--before they could terrorize these citizens?

• Thursday (5.12.11) 9:40 p.m.: Two white guys, one 25, the other 31, sitting on a bench in the 500 block of St. Ann Street, next to Jackson Square, were slashed and stabbed in the hand and abdomen by another white guy who pulled a knife when an argument got too heated.

Police rounded up a guy the victims described as 5'9" tall, weighing 155 pounds, wearing a white cowboy hat and a black shirt and blue jeans (not too hard to spot, even in the Quarter). But the victims refused to view a line-up with the suspect's picture in it.

The report concluded that detectives believe the incident was a dispute between friends, after initially reporting that the assailant was an "unknown" male.

• Friday (5.13.11) 10:30 a.m.: A 51-year-old white man standing in the 900 block of Canal Street, near the Ritz-Carlton, was stabbed by a black guy wielding a shiv. Cops quickly arrested Quincy Smedley, 23, and charged him with aggravated battery. He is being held on $25,000 bond in OPP.
  

Stick'em ups: Robbers we always have with us:

• Saturday (5.7.11) 4:10 a.m.: 8th District detectives, with the help of St. Bernard Parish Sheriff's deputies, nabbed one of 2 suspects who allegedly robbed a 29-year-old black man who had just gotten into his car in the 500 block of Bienville Street (between Decatur and Chartres streets).

One of the robbers got into the victim's car through the passenger door. When the victim tried to exit through the driver's side door, he saw the other robber standing near the door and brandishing a handgun. The robbers took the victim's watch and cash, fleeing on foot toward the river.

When detectives got an anonymous tip that one of the robbers was headed to "da Parish" to sell the watch, they notified deputies there who flooded the area of Judge Perez Drive. They stopped Larry Rudolph, 48, who was driving a black late-model Saturn Ion, and 8th District detectives arrested him for armed robbery. Rudolph, according to the NOPD, was also charged with a drug offense in St. Bernard and will be transferred to Orleans Parish after than case concludes.

The NOPD issued a composite sketch of the second suspect (pictured right), who is still at large, but didn't provide any description of him.

• Saturday (5.7.11) 2:40 p.m.: Another iPhone, another thief. You just can't be too careful when you whip your iPhone out to take a picture, text a message, or talk, no matter if it is in broad daylight. A 38-year-old woman learned that the hard way when she was taking a picture at Bourbon and St. Peter streets, a black thug ran up and grabbed it away.

He was described as 5'6" tall, wearing a red shirt and baggy blue jeans.

• Sunday (5.8.11) 2:35 p.m.: You know, when you count out big sums of money in plain sight, you're just bound to attract thieves. The manager of the Walgreen's at Elk Place and Tulane Avenue learned that while counting money at the front cash register and a black dude came up and grabbed the loot out of the manager's hand.

The robber was described as 30 years old, 6'2" tall, with a slim build and bald head, wearing a white T-shirt and tan pants.

• Tuesday (5.10.11) 2:30 a.m.: A 36-year-old white man walking in the 600 block of Chartres Street (between Toulouse and St. Peter streets) was held up at gunpoint by a black crook who demanded his money before fleeing on foot toward Esplanade Avenue.

The robber was said to be 25 to 30 years old, 6' tall, weighing 190 bounds, wearing a white T-shirt and dark-colored shorts.

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Crimes last week in the 8th District

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Sunday (5.1.11)

Theft, 227 Bourbon, 2:11 a.m.
Auto Theft, 300 John Churchill Chase, 2:18 a.m.
Pickpocketing, 227 Bourbon, 3:10 a.m.
Theft, 500 Bourbon, 3:14 a.m.
Pursesnatching, Bourbon & Esplanade, 8:12 p.m.

Monday (5.2.11)

Armed Robbery, 600 Burgundy, 12:54 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 700 Frenchmen, 8:40 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 923 Constance, 8:56 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 1933 N Rampart, 11:29 a.m.
Auto Theft, 801 Chartres, 2:35 p.m.

Tuesday (5.3.11)

Theft, 228 Poydras, 12:25 p.m.
Theft, 700 Frenchmen, 1:51 p.m.
Shoplifting, 1018 Canal, 1:59 p.m.
Business Burglary, 535 Tchoupitoulas, 2:47 p.m.
Theft, 955 Howard, 4:00 p.m.
Shoplifting, 529 Bourbon, 5:26 p.m.
Theft, 414 Burgundy, 5:29 p.m.

Wednesday (5.4.11)

Auto Theft, Commerce & Notre Dame, 6:50 a.m.
Theft, 301 Dauphine, 9:09 a.m.
Simple Burglary, 617 Kerlerec, 10:52 a.m.
Simple Robbery, 407 Bourbon, 10:55 a.m.
Auto Theft, 700 S Rampart, 11:32 a.m.
Theft, 723 Canal, 12:29 p.m.
Theft, 417 S Rampart, 2:18 p.m.
Theft, 8 Canal, 2:41 p.m.
Theft, 344 Camp, 6:01 p.m.
Theft, 801 Bourbon, 10:18 p.m.

Thursday (5.5.11)

Auto Theft, 500 Constance, 12:55 a.m.
Theft, 1024 Chartres, 1:17 a.m.
Armed Robbery, 700 Dumaine, 2:29 a.m.
Armed Robbery, 1400 Chartres, 3:41 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 2100 Chartres, 5:50 a.m.
Theft, 555 Canal, 5:34 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 902 Julia, 9:09 a.m.
Auto Theft, Carondelet & St Joseph, 12:42 p.m.
Shoplifting, 211 Decatur, 12:51 p.m.
Theft, Bourbon & Canal, 5:16 p.m.
Auto Burglary, Lafayette & S Rampart, 6:44 p.m.
Simple Burglary, 835 Julia, 8:23 p.m.

Friday (5.6.11)

Auto Burglary, 300 Burgundy, 12:46 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 1000 Conti, 3:34 a.m.
Theft, 500 St Charles, 4:02 a.m.
Simple Robbery, 400 Dauphine, 5:35 a.m.
Business Burglary, 601 Baronne, 8:10 a.m.
Theft, 1601 Gravier, 12:20 p.m.
Auto Burglary, N Front & Iberville, 2:50 p.m.
Auto Burglary, 235 S Villere, 8:11 p.m.
Auto Burglary, Conti & N Rampart, 8:55 p.m.
Theft, 503 Bourbon, 10:49 p.m.

Saturday (5.7.11)

Armed Robbery, 500 Bienville, 4:13 a.m.
Theft, 200 Bourbon, 6:44 a.m.
Auto Theft, 2100 Royal, 7:48 a.m.
Bicycle Theft, Frenchmen & Royal, 1:01 p.m.
Shoplifting, 301 Canal, 1:13 p.m.
Theft, 624 Royal, 1:45 p.m.
Theft, 921 Canal, 1:47 p.m.
Simple Robbery, Bourbon & St Peter, 2:54 p.m.

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Thom Kahler

It ain't no hangin' crime

Never mind that it sometimes takes 8 minutes to get a response to your emergency when you call 911. Never mind that the homicide rate in the city is ballooning out of sight. What's bothering Mayor Mitch Landrieu the most is that some city cops are trying to make a few extra bucks.

So he has overstepped his authority and meted out "justice" to a few of them. Just two days after saying he would wait for the results of an investigation by the city's inspector general and the NOPD's Public Integrity Bureau into the monitoring of the red-light traffic cameras, Landrieu suspended 8th District Cmdr. Edwin Hosli (left) without pay last week.

The only apparent transgression was that Hosli violated some arcane regulation prohibiting a city employee from forming a company to do business with the city. But in his rush to judgment, Landrieu (right) usurped Police Superintendent Ronal Serpas' authority and issued the suspension while the chief was out of town, in Baton Rouge on city business. Maybe Landrieu felt he was doing him a favor by not forcing Serpas to suspend Hosli, his best friend.

Not all crimes are the same; the penalty for assault is far different than for murder. Forming a corporation--as Hosli did to monitor the red-light tickets--is certainly not heinous. Hosli hired police officers he knew--including Serpas' son-in-law who is a narcotics detective in the 8th District--to review video of traffic infractions before tickets are issued.

There was no accusation of overcharging the city.

There was no accusation that the work wasn't done right.

What there was is the animosity toward the red-light cameras--largely by scofflaws who are now being reigned in. They scorn the cameras as a money-making scheme by the city rather than a safety system that is highly effective. Their disdain is also directed at those enforcing the law.

What caught some eyes was that Hosli's company was billing the camera contractor about $10K every 2 weeks, $20,000 for reviewing 20,000 infractions a month--a dollar a ticket doesn't sound like a bad deal, considering New Orleans nets $18 million from those ignoring the law. And studies show red-light cameras are instrumental in reducing traffic fatalities.

Others say Hosli was trying to hide the company in his wife's name. No he wasn't. If you search the Secretary of State's database of corporations under Edwin C. Hosli Jr., up pops Anytime Solutions Inc., listing him as vice-president and his wife, Michelle Austin, as president. (Hosli even lists his home address in Kenner, not such a good idea, but very transparent.) It's all right there in front of you.

Such a set-up lets Hosli pick NOPD officers he trusts to do the work and delegates to Michelle the paperwork (signing them to W-4 forms, keeping track of their hours and writing them checks for their work, issuing W-2s or 1099s at the end of the year, and filing all the corporations federal and state tax forms). Hosli's corporation doesn't bill the city directly; he bills a sub-contractor of the company running the red-light camera system, which in turn bills the city.

There's nothing clandestine in processing it all through a corporation--not like paying officers under the table, as you can bet is the way many details are handled. Paid details--off-duty officers working for private employers--have long been part of many cops' pay in New Orleans and many other cities.

For instance, the Lower Quarter Crime Watch, when I was secretary 2002-2004, paid an off-duty officers $20 an hour to patrol 4 hours a night; an 8th District ranking officers was paid $100 a month to schedule the patrolmen. Other areas of the city have security details that hire off-duty cops to police their neighborhoods.

There's no reason to believe there was anything illicit in the way these officers were hired or paid, but the feds in their report on the NOPD in March noted the potential for corruption and urged a reform of the NOPD's system. Serpas has already forbidden cash payments to officers and is working on a complete overhaul that should be submitted to the mayor on Monday (5.15.11).

Even with new regulations, it's not likely that Hosli violated the old ones--at least not intentionally. You have to ask: What harm was done? Hosli has served the NOPD honestly and loyally for over 30 years. To kick him to the curb now would be a disservice. His heart has been part of the NOPD since he was a boy of 12, when his father--Sgt. Edwin Hosli Sr.--was gunned down in the line of duty by a sniper in 1973. And if you haven't read about Hosli's exploits during Katrina as written in the New Yorker, you should.

Hosli was the only district commander appointed in 2002 by then-chief Eddie Compass who held on to the same command (the 2nd District in Uptown) until 2007, when he was appointed by chief Warren Riley to command the 8th District--the jewel of the NOPD--where he was only one of 3 commanders to head the same district until his suspension last week. That should tell you something about his steadfastness--and effectiveness. Crime in the French Quarter--the heart of the 8th--declined precipitously on his watch.

The only scandal in this case would be if Hosli's good name isn't returned and he isn't returned to his command.

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Thom Kahler

Changing of the guard

Young blood infuses 8th District: After usurping the police chief's responsibility to discipline his own men by suspending 8th District Commander Edwin Hosli last Thursday (5.5.11), Mayor Mitch Landrieu completed the coup by appointing Jeffrey H. Walls as commander of the 8th.

Walls, a rising star in the NOPD, was a sergeant as recently as 2009, then made lieutenant and headed the investigative unit in the 6th District (Mid-city, Irish Channel, Lower Garden District).

A 13-year veteran of the NOPD, Walls has a bachelor's degree in Criminal Justice from Loyola University. On 3.31.11, Police Superintendent Ronal Serpas elevated him to commander in charge of the Crime Lab & Evidence Division. He now has the plum assignment among district commanders: The 8th District (French Quarter, CBD, Marigny Triangle).

Cage uncaged: Just because Nicolas Cage allegedly beat on his wife and a few neighbors' cars, District Attorney Leon Cannizzaro dismissed charges the NOPD pressed when they arrested the actor 4.15.11 in the 600 block of Dumaine Street.

Charging it off as a celebrity being a celebrity, the DA refused the charges last week (5.3.11) instead of going for domestic abuse battery and disturbing the peace, as the cops saw it.

The DA's office said Cage's wife declined to pursue the charge and that entered into their thinking; she'll live for now to suffer again.

As for the not so famous: Justice among the regular violent folk is not so forgiving:

• Wednesday (5.4.11) 5:41 a.m.: A 32-year-old man who tried to stop 2 black guys from breaking into his girlfriend's car in the 800 block of Elysian Fields Avenue should have called the cops instead.

He was stabbed multiple times and had to be hauled to Interim LSU Public Hospital to be patched up. (The car was one of 11 broken into that week in the 8th District; 7 others were stolen.)

• Monday (5.2.11) 3:47 p.m.: Cops arrested Christopher Turner, 30, and charged him with aggravated battery and criminal mischief for filing a false report about his knife fight with another 30-year-old white man 4.30.11 at 3:20 p.m. on Bourbon Street. (It could have been the 200 block, or the 300 block, or the 400 block--depending on which police report you believe.)

• Saturday (4.30.11) 3:20 p.m.: A 34-year-old white guy got into a beef with a black dude in the 500 block of Gravier Street in the CBD when the black guy pulled a pistol and threatened him.

The assailant is described as 6' tall, weighing 130 to 145 pounds, wearing a red baseball cap, red T-shirt and black baggy shorts.

And somethings don't change: Robberies are always with us, it seems, no matter who's in charge:

• Friday (5.6.11) 5:30 a.m.: A 30-year-old not-so-bright white woman in the 400 block of Dauphine Street took out a black bag full of money (stupid is as stupid does) when a white guy asked her for a dollar. A second white guy opted for the whole thing, and grabbed the bag before fleeing on foot on St. Louis Street, then down Burgundy Street. She described him as 5'8" tall, with a thin build and brown hair, wearing a cream-colored T-shirt and blue jeans.

• Thursday (5.5.11) 2:29 a.m.:Two 26-year-old white women walking in the 700 block of Dumaine Street where accosted by a black guy with a handgun who demanded their purses before fleeing in 4-door silver sedan.

An hour later, 2 white guys, 31 and 35, and a 26-year-old white woman were standing in the 1400 block of Chartres Street in the Marigny Triangle when they were robbed by 2 black thugs armed with handguns. They made off with the men's cash and the woman's purse containing personal items and a cellphone, again fleeing in a silver sedan.

The only description of one of the thieves is that he's 5'6" tall, wearing a baseball hat.

• Monday (5.2.11) 12:40 a.m.: In another robbery that may be related to the 2 above, a 33-year-old white man and a 40-year-old Asian man were walking near Burgundy and St. Peter streets when they were surrounded by 4 black thugs who pulled guns and demanded their money.

When the victims said they didn't have any cash and struggled with the thugs, the perps struck them and fled on foot to a silver Pontiac Grand Prix parked nearby which took off toward N. Rampart Street.

The suspects were described as in their 20s, 5'8" to 5'10" tall, with slim builds.

• Sunday (5.1.11) 8:10 p.m.: A 71-year-old white lady walking near Bourbon Street and Esplanade Avenue was mugged by a white hoodlum who grabbed her purse and fled.

The robber was described as 20 to 25 years old, 5'11" tall, weighing 180 pounds, wearing a white T-shirt and dark-colored blue jeans.

Don't get me wrong: A number of readers--mainly gay guys--took umbrage at my last column for my incredulity about a fella getting an extra 2 years in prison for uttering a sexual slur before stabbing a teenager in the French Quarter in what was labeled a "hate" crime.

I thought we all should toughen up a bit--we've all been called been called names, whether gay or straight, black or white, thin or fat, young or old, or for most any reason. But they pointed out gays have been targeted repeatedly with violence, not just words.

(I too know what that is like: being chased by black boys in South Philly who were hollering "Get whitey!" Luckily, in those days I was younger, thinner and faster, and got away.)

But what it amounts too is this: all crimes are "hate" crimes; there's no love in someone sticking a gun in your ribs and demanding your money, no matter what your sexual orientation is, your race, your age, or any other distinguishing characteristic.

For gays to feel they should have some extra protection under the law is anathema to the equality they espouse.

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Crimes last week in the 8th District
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Sunday (4.24.11)

Auto Burglary, 330 Loyola, 2:36 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 740 Gravier, 10:14 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 700 Touro, 10:17 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 827 Dauphine, 11:00 a.m.
Attempted Rape, 601 Chartres, 2:36 p.m.
Aggravated Assault, 644 Camp, 3:01 p.m.
Shoplifting, 134 Royal, 3:38 p.m.
Shoplifting, 1124 Decatur, 3:57 p.m.
Bicycle Theft, 300 Gravier, 7:21 p.m.
Pickpocketing, 1501 Girod, 10:17 p.m.

Monday (4.25.11)

Theft, 731 St Peter, 12:05 a.m.
Theft, 8 Canal, 3:15 a.m.
Auto Theft, 1300 Poydras, 11:41 a.m.
Theft, 701 Convention Center, 12:07 p.m.
Auto Burglary, 1025 Bienville, 1:21 p.m.
Theft, 701 Bourbon, 3:57 p.m.
Theft, 945 Magazine, 4:22 p.m.
Auto Theft, 920 Poeyfarre, 4:39 p.m.

Tuesday (4.26.11)

Theft, 1000 Decatur, 10:25 a.m.
Theft, Bourbon & Orleans, 12:28 p.m.

Wednesday (4.27.11)

Theft, 504 Esplanade, 1:00 a.m.
Armed Robbery, 100 Conti, 4:32 a.m.
Business Burglary, 400 Lafayette, 7:52 a.m.
Theft, 700 Canal, 9:30 a.m.
Theft, 547 St Ann, 1:02 p.m.
Theft, 339 Bourbon, 3:07 p.m.
Pickpocketing, 738 Toulouse, 7:00 p.m.
Theft, 718 St Peter, 8:50 p.m.
Auto Theft, 500 Canal, 10:01 p.m.

Thursday (4.28.11)

Theft, 346 Baronne, 4:18 a.m.
Business Burglary, 800 Camp, 5:39 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 735 Camp, 7:01 a.m.
Auto Theft, 800 Camp, 10:24 a.m.
Auto Theft, Royal & St Philip, 10:42 a.m.
Auto Theft, 800 Camp, 11:00 a.m.
Theft, 816 Decatur, 11:16 a.m.
Auto Theft, 800 Camp, 11:43 a.m.
Theft, 437 Esplanade, 12:15 p.m.
Theft, 600 Decatur, 5:34 p.m.
Auto Theft, Conti & Decatur, 9:23 p.m.
Theft, 300 Poydras, 11:27 p.m.

Friday (4.29.11)

Theft, 739 Iberville, 12:34 a.m.
Theft, 441 Bourbon, 12:50 p.m.
Auto Theft, 900 Conti, 3:37 p.m.

Saturday (4.30.11)

Theft, 511 Bourbon, 1:57 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 1029 Bienville, 3:24 a.m.
Theft, 511 Bourbon, 4:21 a.m.
Auto Theft, Camp & Poydras, 10:27 a.m.
Auto Theft, Decatur & St Peter, 11:19 a.m.
Shoplifting, 301 Canal, 2:14 p.m.
Aggravated Assault, 500 Gravier, 3:21 p.m.
Aggravated Battery, 400 Bourbon, 8:19 p.m.
Theft, 1001 S Peters, 9:26 p.m.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

Don't you just hate crime?

Shouldn't have said that: We've seen guys walk free after being convicted for less, but Ryan M. Clark pulled a "Kobe Bryant" (you know, questioning a guy's sexuality) and is going to do an extra 2 years in prison for it.

Last week (4.19.11), Clark, 19, pled guilty to aggravated battery and felony hate crime for his knife attack on an 18-year-old guy in December in the 100 block of Royal Street after hurling a sexual slur at one of the guy's buddies.

Judge Darryl Derbigny sentenced Clark to 2 years in prison for the violence and another 2 years for the verbal assault--the sentences to run consecutively (one after the other) rather than concurrently (both at the same time), as is usually the case.

No one likes to hear slurs spouted, but, man, 2 years for exercising your 1st Amendment rights? Whatever happened to "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me"? All seems a little touchy to me.

What's with LA guys?: Another habitue of Los Angeles, not named Nicolas Cage, but an LA Laker named Derrick Caracter broke bad in New Orleans last weekend.

According to the NOPD, Caracter, 22, allegedly hit a waitress at the IHOP on Canal Street, near the Ritz-Carlton where the team was staying, after she refused him service because he was reportedly drunk and unruly on Sunday morning (4.24.11) around 1:20 a.m.

The police said "he was obviously drunk, unruly and started harassing" the waitress, and at one point "started grabbing and pulling" her. A manager went outside and managed to flag down a passing police car.

The officer had difficulty subduing Caracter, a 6'9" giant, but managed to haul him off to Central Lock-Up. He was charged with simple battery, public drunkenness and resisting arrest. He was bailed out on $1,000 bond shortly after.

(By the way, Cage who had couple of recent dust-ups in the French Quarter, was in town over the weekend for the wedding of his oldest son at the Omni Royal Orleans, but no police reports have surfaced about his latest visit.)

Wild woman caught: Cops caught up with Lakisha Barconey who had been on the lam for over 2 months after allegedly stabbing a john at the LaQuinta Inn in the CBD late in January and robbing him.

She was booked into Central Lock-Up on 4.5.11, charged with aggravated battery and theft over $500. She is being held on $30,000 bond and is due in court 6.5.11.

Barconey, 31, a known prostitute who goes by the name of "Foxy," and another black chick accompanied a 45-year-old white guy back to his hotel room. When an argument got out of hand, Barconey allegedly pulled a knife and stabbed him several times in the hand and shoulder.

According to the NOPD, Barconey is presently on probation until 2013 for theft and unauthorized use of an access card over $500 and has arrests in each of the past 4 years for prostitution. If you go back far enough, her life of crime began with a curfew violation in 1994 when she was 15.

Gotcha!: The long arm of the law finally caught up with the woman believed responsible for the last murder in New Orleans while Hurricane Katrina was bearing down on the city in 2005.

A grand jury indicted Ashleigh Thornton (right), 27, last week (4.21.11) for 2nd-degree murder in the shooting death of Joe Wongchoy (left) in his bar, Polynesian Joe's, 869 Magazine St. in the Warehouse District. She allegedly shot him in the back of his head with a 9mm handgun after he reportedly tried to rape her, she claimed later. She is being held in OPP on $1 million bond.

Wongchoy also owned Mama Rosa's Pizza and Jilly Joe's restaurant in the French Quarter.

Not kidding around: A 25-year-old French Quarter waiter began serving a 4-year sentence on Monday (4.25.11) after he pled guilty to 45 counts of possessing child pornography.

Arthur H. "Hutch" Terry IV, who lived in the 700 block of Royal Street where, in an on-going investigation of child porn by the Louisiana State Police, police executed a search warrant last August and found a Dell laptop computer containing sexually-explicit images and videos depicting minors downloaded from the Internet.

Judge Ben Willard, in a plea deal worked out with District Attorney Leon Cannizzaro, sentenced Terry to consecutive 4-year terms without benefit of probation, parole or suspension.

More meanness: This may be one for the criminologists. Crimes any more in the 8th District, at least, seem to be more about people not being able to get along, or just plain having a mean streak; robberies are almost passe.

Here are some recent episodes that maybe ought to be classified as "hate" crimes:

• Wednesday (4.20.11) 3:00 a.m.: Cops arrested Kristy Hazelton, 31, on Thursday (4.28.11) after being on the lam for over a week after allegedly stabbing her boyfriend who was working at Bourbon and Iberville streets (bouncer? unLucky Dog man?).

According to the police, her 34-year-old boyfriend was talking with another woman when Kristy, who was standing nearby, allegedly pulled a pocketknife and plunged it into her beau's leg.

Hazelton was charged with aggravated battery and is in OPP in lieu of $20,000 bond.

• Sunday (4.24.11) 3:04 a.m.: A 27-year-old white woman working as a waitress in PJ's Coffee shop, 644 Camp St., was closing up when a black man came in. She informed him the shop was closed and he would have to leave. He refused, and grabbed a chair. Believing he was going to hit her with the chair, she grabbed it and struggled with the intruder.

When police arrived, they arrested Shawn Berry, 43, and charged him with aggravated battery (later reduced to simple battery), false imprisonment, and remaining in a place after forbidden. He is in OPP on a $11,500 bond.

• Sunday (4.24.11) 2:36 p.m.: For whatever reason, the NOPD doesn't think rapes are important enough to issue public reports on, but cops did arrest a suspect in a rape that happened in the middle of the afternoon on Easter at Chartres House Cafe, 601 Chartres St.

Police booked Creighton Williams, 18, with forcible rape. He is being held on $100,000 bond.

• Monday (4.25.11) 1:29 a.m.: Four folks, obviously tourists, parked their car on Iberville Street near the housing project on Basin Street and where headed to the French Quarter. Their second mistake was when one of them gazed too long at one of 2 black dudes as they passed.

One black guy said "What the f__k are you looking at?" and pulled a pistol, then shot the tourist 3 times, striking him once in the neck. The blacks sprinted on foot toward the Iberville Project.

When police arrived, they found the victim lying on the sidewalk, paralyzed from the gunshot to his neck.

The shooter was described as being about 18 years old, heavy set, with short dreadlocks, wearing a camouflage hat, black shirt and dark pants--and missing part of his left hand.

His partner was described as in his mid-teens, with medium length dreadlocks, wearing a white T-shirt and dark pants.

• Wednesday (4.27.11) 4:30 a.m.: A 35-year-old Hispanic man walked a black chick he had met earlier in the evening back to his car in the 100 block of Conti Street.

Once in the car, she demanded his watch. When he refused, she broke a beer bottle; they struggled and she stabbed him in his left forearm. She fled the scene on foot and he was transported to the hospital for treatment.

He was in no condition to give police a description of his new best friend.

Exception to the rule: There was, however, another robbery reported last week:

• Thursday (4.21.11) 5:45 a.m.: A 25-year-old white man was walking near Canal and St. Peters streets when a black guy came up, pulled a pistol, and demanded the victim's money. The robber fled on foot with the cash. He is described as 6'2" tall, weighing 200 to 220 pounds, with shoulder-length dreadlocks, and wearing a white T-shirt and dark pants.
  

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Crimes last week in the 8th District
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Sunday (4.17.11)

Auto Burglary, 1029 Bienville, 4:02 a.m.
Theft, 301 Camp, 8:32 a.m.
Armed Robbery, 1800 N Rampart, 10:51 p.m.

Monday (4.18.11)

Theft, 701 Baronne, 7:25 a.m.
Theft, 701 Convention Center, 9:36 a.m.
Auto Theft, Gravier & Magazine, 10:42 a.m.
Auto Theft, 917 Conti, 12:03 p.m.
Theft, 334 O'Keefe, 1:37 p.m.
Residence Burglary, 400 block of Burgundy, 6:59 p.m.
Bicycle Theft, 500 Decatur, 10:05 p.m.
Shoplifting, 534 Bourbon, 11:22 p.m.

Tuesday (4.19.11)

Auto Theft, 200 St Charles, 5:30 a.m.
Simple Robbery, 811 Iberville, 5:37 a.m.
Business Burglary, 1303 Decatur, 8:24 a.m.
Theft, 942 N Rampart, 12:05 p.m.
Bicycle Theft, 333 Julia, 5:49 p.m.
Auto Theft, 116 Bourbon, 11:31 p.m.

Wednesday (4.20.11)

Business Burglary, 212 Loyola, 5:51 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 400 Frenchmen, 6:19 a.m.
Aggravated Battery, Iberville & Bourbon, 8:06 a.m.
Auto Theft, Royal & Toulouse, 8:25 a.m.
Shoplifting, 818 Chartres, 1:09 p.m.
Auto Theft, 700 St Louis, 1:15 p.m.
Theft, 315 Magazine, 7:24 p.m.

Thursday (4.21.11)

Armed Robbery, Canal & S Peters, 5:57 a.m.
Residence Burglary, 900 block of Common, 7:14 p.m.
Auto Burglary, 1100 Dauphine, 10:41 p.m.
Pickpocketing, 100 Bourbon, 11:56 p.m.

Friday (4.22.11)

Theft, 555 Canal, 9:28 a.m.
Auto Theft, 1000 St Louis, 10:36 a.m.
Theft, 800 St Louis, 4:41 p.m.
Bicycle Theft, 8 Canal, 4:49 p.m.
Auto Theft, Gravier & Magazine, 9:22 p.m.

Saturday (4.23.11)

Pickpocketing, Bourbon & Conti, 3:09 a.m.
Theft, 200 Bourbon, 3:32 a.m. Auto Burglary, 300 Burgundy, 3:53 a.m.
Auto Burglary, 300 Baronne, 8:04 a.m.
Bicycle Theft, Canal & Decatur, 4:41 p.m.
Auto Burglary, 400 Convention Center, 10:02 p.m.
Shoplifting, 529 Bourbon, 11:57 p.m.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler