Is that all there is?

Good news if true: We're being asked to believe there have been only 11 robberies (or attempts) in the first 2 weeks of this month. That seems like a ridiculously few, but if true it's a whole lot better than it's been in recent memory.

What makes it hard to swallow is Big Chief Riley's well-known penchant for fudging the figures to make it look like there's less crime than there actually is.

For instance, his crime maps report only 12 robberies in the 8th District (French Quarter, Marigny Triangle, CBD) for all of August of this year. But Maj. Edwin Hosli, commander of the 8th District, reported 20 incidents in that time. That's not like just missing one or two--that's missing 40% of them!

That's why we stopped listing the crime stats on NOcrimeline.com--the figures just couldn't be believed. He's claiming there have only been 3 murders in the 8th District this year, when in truth there have been 5.

You do know, don't you, that Riley expunged the murder of Wendy Byrne from his crime map?

It will be interesting to see what happens to Riley when the FBI catches up with him for fibbing on the figures he reports to them.

Some good news: Of the 2 robberies reported in the past week, cops nabbed the perps in each case:

• Friday (9.11.09): A 25-year-old white guy sitting in his car on Dumaine Street near Royal Street around 10:40 p.m. was robbed by a young black punk who pulled a gun and demanded the victim's money and car keys. The perp took off in the car but was apprehended a short time later.

Arrested was Darrel Jenkins, 19, who was charged with carjacking and is being held in OPP on $75,000 bond.

• Saturday (9.12.09): Two white men, one 33 and the other 37, were walking in the 1200 block of Chartres Street (near Le Richelieu Hotel) around 2:30 a.m. when they were robbed by 2 black thugs who pulled guns and demanded their money.

Detectives showed a photo line-up to the victims and one suspect was positively identified as Derrick Head, 19. 8th District detectives issued an arrest warrant, charging Head with armed robbery. 1st District cops collared Head 2 nights later in the 1300 block of Touro Street (a couple of blocks the other side of St. Claude Avenue) and booked him into OPP. He is being held on $150,000 bond. His accomplice is still at large.

More good news: Another young punk, who allegedly stole a man's cellphone last May, was due to be arraigned today (9.15.09) after being caught by 8th District detectives early last month.

Joseph Davis, 18, was arrested 8.9.09 after detectives issued a warrant for him following a robbery 5.29.09 in which a white guy standing in the 600 block of Bourbon Street (between Toulouse and St. Peter streets) taking pictures with his cellphone around 11 p.m. had his phone snatched.

Davis was picked out of a photo line-up by the victim and police issued a warrant for him on 6.19.09. He is being held in OPP on a $50,000 bond.

Not so good news: No word yet on whether the DA will level felony battery charges against the Gretna police chief's son who was charged last month with misdemeanor battery after allegedly knocking a tourist senseless near the French Quarter.

According to police, Brett Lawson (pictured) got into an argument with a 21-year-old Texas kid here for a bachelor party in the 700 block of Canal Street (between Bourbon and Royal streets) around 3 a.m. on 8.22.09. Lawson allegedly threw a punch to the man's head which knocked him out, leaving him lying on the sidewalk in a pool of blood. The victim was taken by ambulance to LSU Interim Public Hospital where he was in a coma for 4 days out of the nearly a week he spent there.

Lawson fled the scene but was called back to it by friends who remained there until police arrived. When Lawson--who has more connections than a home entertainment center (father Gretna police chief, uncle major in the Gretna police department, he an aide to Jefferson Parish Councilman Chris Roberts)--returned to the scene with his uncle in tow to speak with the 2 cops investigating the incident.

The officers wrote him a ticket for simple battery and let him go. (A few days later, a municipal court judge set a bond for Lawson at $10,000 and ordered him to stand trial on 10.15.09.)

Citizens began questioning how Lawson could get off so easy for what appeared to be such a serious crime. A couple of cops we know tried to explain the different degrees of battery.

They said "simple battery", the misdemeanor Lawson was charged with, is when you push or slap someone, for instance, but cause no bodily harm. "Second-degree battery", which they think would have been appropriate here, is a felony in which serious bodily injury, such as unconsciousness, occurs.

They said investigating officers are the ones who make the decision on what to charge, unless it's a complicated case, in which a ranking officer, such as a sergeant might be consulted and make the call. Or it could be turned over to the district's detectives for more investigation to determine the appropriate charges.

Now the wait is on to see what the DA decides.

(By contrast, a guy with no apparent political connections was jailed Sunday after he threw a plate during an argument with his wife in a hotel room on Canal Street and hit her on the arm. There's no indication she suffered any great injury, but he was charged with aggravated battery and held on $20,000 bond. Justice is not blind, it's oblivious.)

Speaking of oblivious: After one of the bloodiest outbursts of violence in New Orleans' recent memory in which 12 people--including a 4-year-old girl--were gunned down in an 11-hour period on Friday and Saturday, the Times-Picayune reported that the mayor and police chief "did not immediately respond to requests for comment."

What would they have said but the usual: "Gosh, that's a bad situation. We'll have to look into it."

For starters, how about a police chief who's on the case when something of this magnitude happens?

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

Danger lurks everywhere

You think robbers aren't dangerous?: With no fanfare and a report that didn't come in until 4 days later, 8th District detectives last Saturday (9.5.09) arrested the guy they think knocked over the Jimani Lounge & Restaurant a month ago.

After arresting Alton Kennedy, 31, for that armed robbery, they found he was also wanted for the murder of the proprietor of the Midtown Hotel, 3900 Tulane Ave., on 8.30.09. He was booked with 2nd-degree murder, possession of a firearm by a felon, and armed robbery with a firearm. He is being held in OPP on a bond over $1 million.

Kennedy is believed to be the same dude who went into Jimani, 141 Chartres St. (corner of Iberville Street) on 8.13.09 just before 10 p.m., waved a semi-automatic pistol, and demanded the bartender hand over the money from the cash register.

What is scary is that an employee of Jimani reported Kennedy returned to the bar the same night he allegedly killed the motel keeper. When the employee saw a gun in his waistband, he quietly slipped out to the strip club across the street and called the cops. By the time they arrived, Kennedy was long gone.

Add to the rampage: After the robbery rampage early Sunday (9.6.09) morning in the Lower French Quarter and Marigny Triangle, there was another one in the same vicinity Sunday night, though the robbers were on foot and not in a SUV.

A white man walking in the 800 block of Esplanade Avenue (between Bourbon and Dauphine streets near Port of Call) around 11:18 p.m. was accosted by 2 black thugs. One pulled a pistol and demanded the victim's money. He complied and the robbers fled on Esplanade toward N. Rampart Street--presumably on foot since the report makes no mention of a vehicle that was prominent in the morning muggings.

One robber was described as 18 to 22 years old, 5'11" tall, weighing 140 pounds, and wearing a dark blue T-shirt. The other perp was described only as having hair in a short twist style.

Too much alike, yet...: At about the time the robberies were being pulled off in the French Quarter and Marigny Triangle on Sunday (9.6.09) morning, 2 thugs committed a more violent robbery in the Marigny Rectangle.

In that robbery, at about 4 a.m. (between a robbery at 3:30 a.m. in the 1100 block of Burgundy Street and one at 5:09 a.m. at Royal and Ursulines streets), the 2 victims (the 5th District report doesn't give their race, ages, or sex) were accosted as they walked on Chartres Street by 2 masked black dudes who got out of a parked vehicle as the victims neared Marigny Street.

One perp was armed with a large black rifle and demanded the victim's money. Before they could comply, one of the perps struck one of the victims in the face with his fist, breaking the victim's nose. (In 2 of the Quarter/Triangle robberies, the robbers fled when the victims either screamed or said he had no money--no one was injured.)

The victims surrendered their wallets and the robbers fled in a black or gray Kia SUV. (In the Quarter/Triangle robberies, the vehicle was described as a gray or silver SUV, but no make was reported.)

Both robbers were described as about 20 years old and 5'5" tall, one weighing about 150 pounds and the other 160 pounds. Both covered their faces with a dark-colored bandana, leaving just their eyes exposed.

Same guys? Hard to say. A vehicle involved in all robberies. But handguns, not a rifle used in the Quarter/Marigny rampage. Robbers in the Quarter/Triangle fled when victims resisted; in the Rectangle they turned violent. Let's hope the cops sort it out before another one of us becomes a victim.

Simpler: Police did manage to nab 2 culprits who grabbed a wallet on Tuesday (9.8.09) about 3:30 p.m. from under the arm of an Asian woman walking in the 600 block of Toulouse Street (between Royal and Chartres streets).

Charged with pursesnatching were Steve Hollins (right), 18, and Darrien Johnson (left), 17. Johnson is being held in OPP on $10,000 bond; Hollins bond was set at $20,000, perhaps reflecting his arrest the end of April for possession of a stolen auto. He was supposedly wearing an ankle bracelet to keep track of him in that case.

The police weren't so lucky (yet) in apprehending the black guy who grabbed a white woman's purse as she was sitting on a bench in the 300 block of Magazine Street on Sunday (9.6.09) around 9:05 a.m.

He fled to a SUV parked on Natchez Street and took off. The vehicle was described as a late 1990's Chevy Suburban with dark tint on the rear windows. The robber was described as 6'2" tall, weighing 250 pounds, with a medium complexion, wearing a white T-shirt and khaki shorts.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

Robbers on a rampage

4 armed robberies in 2½ hours: Talk about decadence, a pair of bandits in a SUV terrorized the French Quarter and Marigny Triangle early this morning (Sunday 9.6.09), robbing 5 early morning revelers.

• 3:30 a.m.: In the first incident, the SUV (described in a subsequent robbery as "gray or silver") pulled along side a Hispanic man walking in the 1100 block of Burgundy Street (between Gov. Nicholls and Ursulines streets). The 2 black bandits got out of the vehicle and pulled guns, demanding the man's money. The victim complied and the robbers got back in their getaway car and fled toward Esplanade Avenue.

The robbery was not reported to the NOPD until 5:20 a.m., by which time the bandits had struck again. To think: if it had been reported right away, police might have been out looking for the bad guys and have prevented the subsequent heists.

• 5:09 a.m.: What police believe were the same 2 culprits approached a white guy at Royal and Ursulines street and pulled guns on him, demanding his money. When the would-be victim started screaming, the dastardly duo fled to the gray or silver SUV and fled toward N. Rampart Street.

• 5:45 a.m.: The same SUV pulled along side a white man near Dauphine and Kerlerec streets in the Triangle. The 2 black boys again got out of the SUV, pulled their guns, and demanded the man's money. When the victim said he didn't have any money, the would-be robbers quietly got back into their vehicle and left the scene.

• 6:00 a.m.: The robbers in the SUV came upon 2 white guys walking in the 1400 block of Dauphine Street (just off Esplanade Avenue in the Marigny Triangle). Again, they pulled their guns, demanding money. The victims complied and the robbers got back in the vehicle and fled.

The cops said both robbers were 17 to 21 years old, 5'6" tall, with a thin build, wearing a dark ball cap, dark shirt and dark shorts.

That means either they're identical twins and their mama dresses them alike, or the police really don't have a description of one of them.

Nor do they have a description of the SUV, other than it's "gray or silver". You'd think that after 4 robberies, someone might be able to tell you what make and model it was, give you a license number, or other identifying characteristics.

But wait, there's more: There haven't been many other robberies reported by the 8th District lately, but there have some:

• Saturday (9.5.09): A white man walking in the 700 block of Commerce Street (between Notre Dame and Julia streets in the CBD) around 3:15 a.m. was held up by a Hispanic guy and a white guy. One slugged the victim with his fist and the other put his hand inside his shirt, making like he had a weapon. They took the victim's money and fled on foot.

The Hispanic fella was described as 5'6" tall, weighing 150 pounds, thin build, with a goatee, and wearing a black jacket and blue shorts. The white guy was 5'8" tall, weighing 175 pounds, clean shaven, with dirty blond hair, and wearing a white tank top and blue jeans.

• Sunday (8.30.09): A 21-year-old Hispanic man and his brother were walking in the 1000 block of Iberville Street (between Burgundy and N. Rampart streets) around 4:30 a.m. when a gang of 6 to 8 black dudes hit them up for a cigarette. When the victim refused, an argument broke out. The brothers (no, the Hispanics, not the blacks) got in their car and tried to flee.

The gang opened fire on the car and the 21-year-old realized he'd been shot in the upper right leg. He drove himself to the hospital for treatment.

• Saturday (8.29.09): A white woman was in a bar at 165 Bourbon St. (that faux cowboy honky tonk on the corner of Iberville? The police don't say) around 12:33 a.m. when a Hispanic guy grabbed her purse from her wrist and fled the scene. Two of her friends pursued him until police caught the 22-year-old suspect.

Neither court records nor OPP have a guy by the name of the one 8th District cops said they arrested. Often suspects give a phony name, but usually when they're fingerprinted at Central Lockup they can determine his real name. You'd think the NOPD would be more concerned to know who the guy really is; how can a cop testify in court against the guy if he doesn't know his name?

• Thursday (8.27.09): 8th District officers on patrol around 1:27 a.m. apprehended 2 black dudes who were beating a white man lying on the ground in the 400 block of Dauphine Street (between Conti and St. Louis streets) and going through his pockets.

They attempted to flee, but officers arrested Toarrius Carter (right), 28, and Maurice Charles (left), 27, and charged them with simple robbery. Both have prior convictions for sex crimes. Each is being held in OPP on $50,000 bond a piece.

• Tuesday (8.25.09): A white guy who thought he had made a new friend was accosted by the Hispanic man he had met earlier in the evening. The incident took place in the 700 block of Dumaine Street (between Bourbon and Royal streets) around 3:40 a.m. The assailant put his hand inside his shirt, implying he had a gun and demanded the man's money. When the victim told the guy he didn't have any money (making friends to all hours of the night will do that to you), the suspect fled on foot.

The would-be robber was described as 5'11" tall, weighing 165 pounds, and wearing a white T-shirt and white pants.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

Smile, you're not on camera

Camera? What camera?: All this hubbub about whether a camera caught a Marigny Triangle robber on tape and whether the camera was the city's or a private citizen's just adds to the disillusionment about the NOPD's ability to fight crime and reinforces Big Chief Riley's incompetence in running the department.

Okay, the NOPD admits, the picture of the presumed robber we gave the media wasn't from a city crime camera. But we have a picture of the suspect, the NOPD claims, from the nearest crime camera--more than 5 blocks from the robbery scene at La Peniche restaurant at Dauphine and Touro streets 8.14.09. Huh? You'll have to tell us, NOPD, how you link this guy to the robbery.

The picture the NOPD did release came from the camera of a private citizen living near Burgundy and Touro streets, a block away from the crime scene. He said he called the 8th District NOPD to alert them that he had a photo of the suspected robber from his own surveillance camera. The detective investigating the robbery rushed right over--arriving 4 days later.

That's unusual for Det. Sean McElrath, one of the 8th District's better detectives. And it's unusual that he hadn't already found the private surveillance camera, since Maj. Eddie Hosli, commander of the 8th, has had a standing order for officers to immediately canvass the neighborhood around any crime scene for any crime cameras that may have caught an image of what went down.

Even so, the private picture the NOPD released still begs the question: How did you link this guy, who's walking down the street, to the crime? Reports had the robber fleeing on a silver-colored bicycle--would he have ditched it only a block away and the police never found it?

By the way, the NOPD hasn't been able to identify the robber--who's also suspected in the robbery of Marigny Perks coffee shop a week later--and he's still on the loose. Maybe you'll see him the next time you sit down in a quiet little hideaway restaurant somewhere in the Marigny.

Consider this: You've probably heard by now that Lt. Gen. Russel Honore--whom Mayor Ray Nagin hailed as a "John Wayne dude" when he came to save New Orleans after Katrina--is moving back to Louisiana from Atlanta where he retired after leaving the Army.

There was talk maybe Honore had political aspirations here in his home state. Honore downplayed that, but Nagin boosted it by saying, "Oh, man, I'll support that guy any way he goes!"

Back in 2005, Nagin noted, "He came off the doggone chopper, and he started cussing and people started moving...he's a guy who can get some stuff done."

Well, Ray, isn't that the kind of guy we need to straighten out the NOPD? Even if it's for 8 months? Remember, this is the guy who told his troops, "You're looking at your calendars--I'm looking at my watch." Imagine what he could do to kick some ass in the NOPD and get it on the right track before the next mayor gets to install his own guy. Or keep Honore.

Ray, what would be wrong with a little chat with Riley that would go something like this: "Hey, Warren, old buddy, maybe now would be a good time to go and do some fishing or golfing, and get away from all the slings and arrows hurled your way by the Times-Picayune and NOcrimeline. You've done your time and you've got your full pension of $172,000 a year--you can probably get by on that. We've got ole Russel who could step in for a little while and take the heat."

Nagin, who loves Honore to death, would finally have an accolade to leave office with if he made Honore police chief. Think about it, Ray.

Drug bust delights neighbors: As drug busts go, it was no big deal for the 8th District NOPD. But for neighbors near 1008 Dauphine St., across from Matassa's Market, at St. Philip Street, it was a solution to a long-time problem.

One neighbor said "there were multiple undercover and uniformed cops involved, and many arrests." But the 8th District reported only 2 arrests there 8.13.09 by Ofc. Brandon Ludwig and Ofc. Blake Terrell.

Rickie Dufrene, 55, was charged with possession with intent to distribute marijuana and for possessing prohibited drug paraphernalia. A 43-year-old white guy, whose identity can't be confirmed in court records, was arrested for prostitution.

Dufrene was out on $7,000 bond before we got the report and got his picture from OPP.

Nevertheless, one neighbor who said the site "has been a regular harbor for criminal activity. Previous tenants have included Russian prostitutes and a meth lab," was overjoyed. "It was nice to see the 8th District took our complains seriously enough to take action."

Oops: When we reported a guy who was found unconscious 8.21.09 on Burgundy Street and had been robbed, we made the assumption it was another drunk tourist who didn't know any better than to be in that neighborhood (between St. Louis and Toulouse streets), even though it was only 10:30 p.m.

Not so, says the victim. "That was me. I was not drunk out of my mind. I was not intoxicated at all...I have been here a number of years and am not a big drinker, nor am I out late."

He said he was on his way home to his house on St. Ann Street after he had been out to eat, where he had only bottled water to drink. As he passed St. Louis Street he was "caught by surprise" when someone hit him in the back of the head though he is "very cautious."

He had to have 8 stitches to his head and $2,700 worth of dental work as a result of the attack. As we've said before, be careful out there.

You never know who's lurking or at what hour or at what place.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

There he goes again

Familiar folderol: Have you noticed that whenever Big Chief Warren Riley is cornered by criticism, as he was this past week by the DA among others, he gets out the big guns and phony statistics to try to make everyone believe he's doing a good job. Then he asks for more millions of dollars for more men.

So there he was yesterday, behind a table of guns he says were confiscated and brown bags of what he says were drugs that were seized. Supposedly these were the fruits of putting his men on grueling 12-hour shifts. But he wouldn't say when or where the weapons were seized; and you were only left to guess what was really in the brown bags.

Riley would like you to believe he's got more cops out there patrolling. Last Saturday evening, just after the Saints' kickoff, I saw the vaunted blue flashing lights of a cop car as it came down Bourbon Street and slowed at the Esplanade Avenue intersection. "I'll bet we don't see another one all night," I said. I won my bet as I turned off the TV just after 11 p.m.

Sunday night I saw no blue lights at all. That was the night 3 people were held up at gunpoint just before 9 p.m. at the same corner, just a block from Port Of Call. Tell them about your extra patrols, Warren.

Or tell the guy who had a gun stuck in his back at the Discount Zone gas station at Esplanade and Claiborne Avenue just after 8 a.m. Monday while being robbed. Where were those extra patrols then?

Of what about the gangsters who are running around the NOPD's 5th District (Marigny and Bywater) in a white 4-door Ford Crown Victoria with dark tinted windows shooting up the neighborhood? On Sunday night around 10:38 p.m., the guy riding shotgun rolled down his window and opened fire on a gang in the 3100 block of Elysian Fields Avenue. Then on Monday night around 6:04 p.m. the same thugs opened fire on a guy in the 2300 block of Feliciana Street. Might need to increase the patrols, you think Riley?

Then Riley began spouting statistics meant to show his "strategy" was working. Considering his well-known fuzzy figures from the past, it's impossible to believe anything he says. And you notice he didn't publish any real figures.

NOcrimeline showed you last week how botched up the NOPD's homicide figures are (see "More fudged figures"). If he can't count and if he can't compile a list, how in hell can he reduce crime? ("How'd you know he was lying?" "His lips were moving.")

Another fib?: After the recent robberies of La Peniche restaurant and Marigny Perks coffee shop, the NOPD was all a twitter that one of the city's much-maligned crime cameras appeared to work.

The NOPD's public information office sent out a news release that boasted "Suspect wanted for armed robbery caught on city's crime camera." (Did you get the news release? Me neither.)

The problem is, according to residents who live near the coffee shop in the 2400 block of Burgundy Street, there is no city crime camera anywhere near. They say the picture attached to the news release came from a private citizen's home security camera.

Call on the city council: The only way we're going to take a bite out of crime before Riley departs 8 months from now, is to get the City Council moving. You can email them at their addresses linked in the NOcrimeline article on 8.23.09.

And while you're at it: Tell Council President Arnie Fielkow to "Run, Arnie, Run!" The current array of candidates for mayor have less luster than a pair of white bucks. If they are all we have to choose from for mayor, we will be in worse shape than ever when it comes to naming a new police chief.

Fielkow has proven himself a thoughtful, intelligent and decisive leader in his term on the council. At this point, I personally see no one else who can match him in bringing the kind of leadership to right the ship of state that is New Orleans.

Run, Arnie, Run! We need you!

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

Bad guys back in action

Too close to home: The 8th District reported only ONE crime last week--up until the weekend when the robbers started striking again.

And this one too close to home: A black thug robbed 3 people at gunpoint at 8:55 p.m. Sunday night (8.23.09) at the corner of Bourbon Street and Esplanade Avenue. The trio--a 38-year-old white guy, and a Hispanic couple, he 30, she 26--lost their wallets, passports, and a cellphone to the robber.

The crook, who fled on his bicycle, was described as in his mid-20's, 5'10" tall, thin build, dark complexion, with shoulder-length dreadlocks, and wearing a black T-shirt and black pants.

The description of the perp--and his escape on a bicycle--is reminiscent of the robber who knocked over La Peniche in the Marigny Triangle 8.14.09 and then Marigny Perks Coffee Shop in the 2400 block of Burgundy Street a week later on Friday (8.21.09) at about the same exact time, just after 3 p.m.

You hate to do it, but if they don't look like they belong in your neighborhood, they probably don't. Call 911 and report a suspicious person. The operator will ask you if he's armed; tell her it's not your job to find out and to please dispatch a cop car. Let them sort it out.

Simple robberies: Hate that term, because too often victims are hurt more often than in armed robberies:

• Sunday (8.23.09): A Hispanic man walking in the 500 block of St. Louis Street (between Decatur and Chartres streets) around 11:50 p.m. was robbed by 3 black thugs, one of whom slugged him, knocking the cell phone from his hand. The thieves got only the cell phone before fleeing on foot up Decatur toward Canal Street.

All the robbers were described as 18 to 25 years old. One was 5'7" tall, weighing 165 pounds, with a stocky build, dark complexion and shoulder-length dreadlocks, wearing a white muscle shirt and black jeans; the second one was 5'8" tall, weighing 145 pounds, with a light complexion, clean shaven and short hair, wearing a dark shirt and blue jeans; the third one was 5'7" tall, weighing 145 pounds, with a thin build, dark complexion and clean shaven, wearing a dark shirt and blue jeans.

• Friday (8.21.09): A white woman walking in the 300 block of Burgundy Street (between Bienville and Conti streets) around 11:02 p.m. was accosted by 2 black dudes and a black chick, one of whom grabbed her purse from hershoulder before all fled on foot up Conti toward N. Rampart Street.

Detectives identified 2 of the perps and on Sunday (8.24.09) arrested Wardell Dennis, 20, and his sister, Dominique Dennis, 17. Both were charged with pursesnatching and are being held in OPP on $30,000 bond a piece.

• Friday (8.21.09): A white guy, apparently drunk out of his mind, was found unconscious, lying in the 500 block of Burgundy Street (between St. Louis and Toulouse streets) around 10:30 p.m. When he was awakened, he was unaware of what had happened to him. When he got home he realized his wallet was missing. Police are investigating, but lots of luck.

• Wednesday (8.19.09): A white woman walking in the 400 block of Burgundy Street (between Conti and St. Louis streets) around 12:10 a.m. was accosted by a black guy who grabbed her purse from her shoulder and fled on foot up Conti toward N. Rampart Street (hmm...where'd we read this MO before?)

The thief was described as in his mid-20s, 5'11" tall, weighing 180 pounds, with a dark complexion and shoulder-length dreadlocks, and wearing a red jump suit (can't say you didn't see him coming).

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

Council ready to rid us of Big Chief Warren Riley?

Could it be?: We're hearing rumblings from the City Council that they, too, may have had enough of Big Chief Warren Riley's antics.

The City Council is well within its rights according to the city charter to investigate and "bring charges against any person appointed to the unclassified service for lack of qualifications, incompetence, neglect of duty, failure to comply with a lawful directive of the Civil Service Commission or gross misconduct in reference to that person's duties."

The charter is pretty forthright in describing the police superintendent's duties. Among other things, he's expected to "enforce the ordinances of the city and all state and municipal laws, and prevent the violation thereof." And generally "maintain peace; protect life, property, and all other rights and liberties of the people..."

You know Mayor Nagin is too shiftless to bother doing anything about this stain on the city. He didn't bother to search for the best chief possible after Chief Compass' meltdown, so it's not likely he'll do anything now to cut crime in this city. And Riley's insouciance makes him like a snot nose kid defiantly claiming "You can't make me" resign.

But the City Council can get rid of him. It will have to be up to the 7 members to assert themselves and get control of crime by getting rid of Riley. Any of them who have further political aspirations should jump into this fray.

With 4 votes, the council could rid us of Riley and put the city on the road to recovery from the soaring crime rate it's suffered under his tenure.

What it will take is the outcry of the citizenry to let the council members know that enough is enough. Their email addresses are below--inundate them with your comments if you want action now.

Riley's abject failure as a police chief becomes more and more evident, even as he thrashes like a lame duck in the morass of New Orleans' crime. Among his sins, transgressions and connivances that the City Council should investigate:

• Failure to prevent crime, allowing it to mushroom on his watch;
  
• Delinquency in submitting reports to the DA in a timely fashion to facilitate successful prosecutions;
  
• Criminal disregard for public records laws and direct violation of a civil district court order to make public crime reports with 3 days;
• Misleading the public on crimes that have occurred by not reporting them;
• False reporting of crime statistics and misclassifying crimes (e.g. pursesnatching as mere theft rather than simple robbery as defined by state law);
• Downgrading crimes to municipal offenses to avoid reporting to FBI and adding them to crime stats;
  
• Refusal to supply district attorney with homicide investigators to facilitate homicide prosecutions;
  
• Improper utilization of manpower, particularly failing to capitalize on professional expertise of rank officers (where, oh where, have such former NOPD stars as Timmy Bayard, Harry Mendoza, Michael Glasser, Jeff Winn, et al. gone?);
  
• Overly harsh punishment of officers (beyond Civil Service Commission guidelines) and disproportionate dismissal of white officers;
• Failure to thoroughly investigate shootings by officers at Danziger Bridge and on New Years 2009;
• Failure to complete an investigation of the disappearance of what could be millions of dollars from the NOPD property room.

Some might say, "Isn't it good enough that he's promised to leave in 8 months when a new mayor takes over? Do you really want to contemplate the crime toll in those 8 months?

Consider this: in the past 8 months, an estimated 128 people have been gunned down on the streets of New Orleans at a rate of over 16 a month; about 647 have been robbed. Are you really ready to condone 128 more homicides and 647 more robberies before Riley finally departs?

Sure, a new police chief isn't going to eradicate crime, but any one but Riley is likely to develop a strategy for reducing crime quickly. Look at how dramatically crime dropped when Richard Pennington was hired.

Email the City Council members below (click on the names)--let them know you want a new police chief NOW.

• Council president Arnie Fielkow intimated in January following the public outrage over the murder of Wendy Byrne in the French Quarter that he wasn't afraid to use the council's power to prod Riley to action or get rid of him.
• Now Stacy Head and Shelley Midura might be counted on to join the fight.
• Jackie Clarkson, who in the past as District C councilwoman representing the Quarter had a close relationship with the 8th District NOPD, might be counted on to stand up and be counted.
• Current District C Councilman James Carter, though head of the council's Criminal Justice Committee, seems to have little inclination toward solving crime, but he's sensible enough that he might be convinced this is a step in the right direction.
  
• The other 2 council members, Cynthia Hedge-Morrell and Cynthia Willard-Lewis tend to vote along racial lines, though they're capable of independent thought; Willard-Lewis might be persuaded to give it hard thought particularly if she has designs on the at-large seat again.

What is apt to have the most effect though is for well-meaning citizens to weigh in, letting these council members know their wishes. Let's get the war on crime started today--not 8 months from now!

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

See, it's not just us

DA slams NOPD: Some may have thought NOcrimeline was unduly harsh yesterday (8.19.09) when we suggested Big Chief Warren Riley leave the NOPD now rather than wait until the mayoral regime change next May.

But last night, as you've probably seen by now, District Attorney Leon Cannizzaro emphatically voiced his problems with the police department Riley supposedly runs.

In a law enforcement forum sponsored by Congressman Steve Scalise in Metairie, the DA told the crowd: "I wish I could tell you that in Orleans Parish I had a police department I could point to with a lot of pride...I wish I could say they were as effective and efficient as the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office...but in all honesty I can't tell you that."

He went on to say that over half of the cases presented to his office by the NOPD weren't fit to be tried in court because they lacked sufficient evidence to prosecute them.

That, he said, results in over 200 murders a year, over 1,000 armed robberies, and as many as 500 attempted murders "where the assailants' aim is just not so good."

Riley, as you might imagine, had his feelings hurt and responded in his usual petulant manner.

If you're of a mind that Riley ought to leave NOW so the city can get on with the business of resurrecting a police department that will curb the curse of crime, let him know:

• Riley's email: wriley@cityofno.com
  

• Riley's cellphone: 915-0773
  

More fudged figures: We've been among those who have long complained that crime stats from Riley's office just don't compute. The latest discovery, as we attempted to compare YTD figures from the end of July with last year, was in the number of murders.

See for yourself: Go to the NOPD's crime map for the 8th District. Under the map on the left where it says "Change Search Results", change the beginning date to 1/1/09 and change the end date to 7/30/09. Below next to "Narrow search results by", select "Murder" from the pull-down list. Click "Submit" in the center of the page.

What you will see on the map is 5 icons (red circles with a white "M") noting the location of murders for the year in the 8th District. But over on the right under "Search Results", where it lists "Result Count", you'll see only "3" listed.

(To compound these faulty figures further, look down below where "Detailed Results" are listed: Item number F4023309--the murder at the Canal Street Hotel 6.30.09 is listed TWICE. Ironically, the murder of Wendy Byrne 1.17.09 that touched off such a storm in the French Quarter, is NOT listed at all.)

You see the kind of crap Cannizzaro has to tolerate from Riley? If Riley can't count the crimes or even list them accurately, how can he solve or prevent crime? You say, oh, that's so trivial. But criminal investigations thrive on chronicling minutiae. If he can't do that, he can't solve crimes. Imagine how befuddled he must be went he sees all those yellow numbered cones at the scene of a shooting.

And no information at all: Do you really believe so few crimes have been committed in the city this year? I don't.

Riley has stifled the honest efforts of his commanders to supply information to the public. A trickle here or there comes out, but there's no reassurance that those are the ONLY crimes that have occurred in a recent period.

And his Public Information Office wants nothing to do with the public. It has not published a press release on the NOPD website since 3.10.09--and only 6 of them all year long, in almost 9 months!

Riley's like a criminal who figures if he doesn't fess up to a crime, it didn't occur. But crime--serious crime--is occurring in New Orleans that affects all of us, but we are at the mercy of an unresponsive police chief who is incapable of doing the job--and who lacks the decency to leave so someone else can.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

You call that good news?

Think again: Many who are disgusted with the lack of true police protection in New Orleans happily welcomed Big Chief Warren Riley's announcement last week that he would leave his post when Missing Mayor Ray Nagin does, on the first Monday in May--next year.

Well, yeah. Any new mayor worth being elected would have had Riley's departure at the very top of his agenda anyway. But that's more than 8 months away! Many more will be killed in New Orleans during that time because Riley is still chief. Why? Because he doesn't have a plan to stop them. Many more will be robbed at gunpoint in that time because Riley is still chief. Why? Because he doesn't have a plan to stop them. And New Orleans' reputation as the murder capital of the U.S. will be firmly cemented in the mind of the potential visitors for years to come.

Riley touted his 28 years on the NOPD when he made the announcement of leaving--28 years makes you a veteran; it doesn't make you a professional. He made headlines this weekend when he told residents of the Lower 9 that its neighborhood and the East needed additional police districts. Gee, Warren, it took you how long to figure this out? Riley was commander of the NOPD's 5th District before becoming a deputy chief in 2002. Now 7 years later he's figured out a solution to the problem there? And all he needs, he says, is 300 more cops!

(His solution to everything seems to be more cops. But adding more officers without leadership is like a parking lot full of cars without drivers. New Orleans already has, by far, more cops per capita that New York City. And yet, though he says he wants more cops, he blithely dismisses cops whose infractions reflect the poor training he's given them, rather than their criminal intent. All the while, his racism surges to the fore when you tally the number of white officers dismissed compared to black ones. How long is it going to take before the Civil Service Commission or the Inspector General notices and investigates this injustice?)

His words in the Lower 9 was just another opportunity to tell a gathering of citizens what they wanted to hear. Just like he did at Buffa's earlier this year. But nothing's changed despite his promises to residents of the French Quarter and Marigny Triangle: no additional patrols, no patrolmen on foot. In short, no plan.

Here's an idea, Warren. Leave tomorrow, if your schedule is too full to keep you from leaving today. There will be no weeping and wailing at your departure; just loud hosannas that we citizens of the city are free, free at last from bumbling police work. You'll sacrifice no retirement pay, so go. You have an able--intelligent and thoughtful--replacement in Assistant Chief Marlon Defillo. Allowed to put his professionalism to work, it'll give him a chance to campaign for the job that will come available under a new mayor next year.

If you want to be thought the least bit well of, do us all a favor, Warren: Leave now.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler

Too good to last (updated)

See? What did I tell you?: The trend continues though, with the latest robber staying in the air-conditioning to do his dirty deed.

A young black punk knocked over La Peniche, 1940 Dauphine St. (corner of Touro Street), in the middle of the afternoon last Friday (8.14.09). He entered the restaurant in the Marigny Triangle about 3:17 p.m. and pulled a gun, demanding the money from the cash register and 2 customers in the establishment.

The robber made off with the cash--including a roll of quarters and a roll of nickels--fleeing on his silver-colored bicycle up Touro toward St. Claude Avenue.

He is described as 5'8" tall, 160 pounds, with medium braids, wearing a black T-shirt and dark baggy pants.

Brazen on Bourbon: Talk about broad daylight! Saturday (8.15.09) afternoon just before 3 p.m. on one of the busiest corners in the French Quarter at Bourbon and Iberville streets, and 4 black thugs come up to 24-year-old guy, stick a weapon of some sort in his ribs and go through his pockets, taking his cash, credit cards, and a camera.

That was HQ's report--so you know if Big Chief Riley touched it, it was tainted. The 8th District finally issued a report Tuesday (8.18.09) just before noon:

• It happened in the A.M., not p.m. in the middle of the day;
• Like so many victims in the wee morning hours, this one was drunk out of his mind and is not really sure of what happened where or when;
• He was accosted by a WHITE guy who led him off Bourbon Street, around the corner where his pockets were ravished by 4 black dudes.
• The white instigator was described as 6' tall, weighing 175 pounds, wearing a white tank top; the blacks all looked alike to him.
  

Purse, and worse, snatching: Don't know if it was the same thugs who pulled the shakedown on Bourbon Street (above), but 2 black boys attacked a white guy walking in the 700 block of Gov. Nicholls Street (between Bourbon and Royal streets) Sunday (8.16.09) morning around 1:43 a.m.

They pushed the victim against the wall and attempted to empty his pockets. He resisted and yelled for help. The punks fled on foot on Gov. Nicholls to Bourbon and then headed toward Canal Street.

Police later rounded up a pair of 16-year-old boys and charged them, but we'll never hear any more about them because the poor babies are "juveniles."

Sounds like shades of the punks who murdered Wendy Byrne just a block away last January. And when is that juvenile court judge going to have the cajones to turn the 14-year-old over to grown-up court to face the charges like his 15-year-old cohorts?

A couple of other incidents we just learned of:

• Friday (8.14.09): A woman walking in the 600 block of Royal Street (between St. Peter and Toulouse streets) around 12:47 a.m. was accosted by a white guy who tried to pull her purse from her shoulder.

She prevailed and he fled on foot up Royal toward Canal Street. He is described at 5'7" tall, with a heavy build, short brown hair, and wearing a gray T-shirt.

• Thursday (8.13.09): It must have not been a big deal when a black dude grabbed a white woman's purse in the 900 block of John Churchill Chase Street (near Annunciation Street) since she didn't bother to report it until 3 days later. Enough time for the guy, in his mid-40's, 5'6" tall, weighing 140 pounds, with gray hair, to be long gone.
  

Tong wars?: At least the orientals keep it in the family. An Asian man was found unconscious lying on the sidewalk near Julia and S. Peters streets around 4:23 a.m. on Friday (8.14.09).

Witnesses said several Asian men jumped out of a black SUV and beat the crap out of their fellow countryman with a beer bottle. They then filed back into their ride and fled toward the Convention Center.

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As always, your comments and suggestions are welcome at NOcrimeline@gmail.com

Thom Kahler