Every time I start to think, "Man, it's quiet...is the NOPD withholding reports, or what?" all hell breaks loose--and with weird stuff too. Someone go check the moon.
Not everyone in the Quarter is your friend: So it's 5 a.m., you've been drinking all night on Bourbon Street, and this young woman asks you to take a walk in the alley. Not smart, dude, not smart at all.
Police caught up with Natasha Eiden and arrested her for armed robbery. They're still looking for her accomplice, the black dude, in his 20's, 5'10" tall, weighing 160 pounds, with short hair, a light complexion and cleanshaven.
Not friendly either: You wonder how something like this happens. A 29-year-old white guy was accosted Sunday night (6.14.09) around 8:30 p.m. at Madison and Decatur streets, near Tujague's by 2 Hispanic men. They pushed him to the ground and one held an "unknown object" to his head and anally raped him. Then the duo stole cash from the victim's pocket and fled.
Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?: Gonna run, or try to, apparently. Sunday evening (6.14.09), Brandy Khamistos, 24, who had been hauled to the 8th District station in the 300 block of Royal Street around 7:30 p.m. by 2 officers tried to slip away from them by slipping out of her handcuffs.
Shiner: After a number of complaints of shoeshine "boys" robbing patrons, the police finally nabbed one early Friday (6.12.09) morning.
This morning (6.15.09) around 2 a.m., a white man was near Dauphine and Ursulines streets when a black guy came up and struck him, then took his cellphone from his pocket.